The Little Christmas Tree

Deep in the forest one dark night,it was cold,the stars were shivering in the sky.
Down below the stars,below the tress,a young rabbit peered out of his hole.He looked anxiously at the sky.
Little Rabbit could not sleep.Danger was coming, he could sense it.His nose twitched this way and that he hopped from his warm home.
Badger stirred deep underground. He yawned wide,then listened. The roots around him groaned. A storm was gathering.
The wind crashed into the forest. Sycamores clapped their bare branches together and sang how beautiful and strong they were. The song was cold and cruel. The massive oak spread wide,while the silver birches bowed and swayed in their winter dance. But the birds clung to their nests and hid their heads under trembling wings.
One tree did not join in. The Little Fir Tree stood alone, her heavy branches rustling on the forest floor. Her warm leaves were still wrapped around her,while her soft voice sang gently. Her kind heart was full of love.
The other trees looked down and laughed. She was not like them.
Suddenly,there was a loud CRACK! First one branch,then another,then another was torn from the trees in the forest.
Little Rabbit crouched low,his eyes wide.
The Little Fir Tree's leafy branches were tugged and bent low,yet she was not broken.
Badger crawled out of his ruined home. He looked up and saw Little Fir Tree and smiled. She would shelter him. Little Rabbit shivered, all alone in the dark. But the Little Fir Tree bent her soft branches towards him and she brushed away his tears. Soon the birds came to her,for they had nowhere else to hide.She sang them a sweet lullaby,and even the wind hushed to listen.
Midnight fell in the still wood,and Little Rabbit was the first to hear a new song-beautiful and full of wonder. It grew louder.
He peeped from under the tree and looked at the sky. It was filled with a pure,white light.
For far away,a baby had been born beneath a star,while heaven's angels danced and sang for joy.
As the night sky grew dark again,stars from the angel's cloaks drifted down through the still air. One tall sycamore tried to catch them,but they were too quick.
The oak was sure they would land on him,the king of the forest,but they slipped away.
A birch tree spread out her lacy twigs,yet the stars tumbled on.They shimmered through the forest until they found the Little Fir Tree,small and gentle,with birds and animals gathered around her.
Like a soft fall of snow they covered the Little Fir Tree.All the animals gazed at the beauty of their little tree,and they heard her sing for joy.
So that was the first Christmas,when the sky was full of angels,and a mother laid her baby in sweet-smelling hay. And,still today,stars may fall on the place where there is love.

Adapted from The Little Christmas Tree,by Andrea Skevington.

sci test

sot ah chua, she expect us to revise her sci everyday during holidays? who will do that? (bookworms are exceptions) She tell us nxt year she will give us a test of all chapters in form 2. siao arh? i already return my book. then she say can borrow again, how? i don't know o. anyway, it is very ma fan to borrow again. it is easier to borrow the form 3 books la. i hate doing ma fan things, especially for that chua. zz....

Tag

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我的大名: 张菱真
我的生日： 0909
誰傳給你的： 楚君
近期開心的是: 见到旧朋友
想要得到什麼禮物： 圣诞礼物 XD
近期壓力大的是: 假期哪会有压力？
未來想做什麼： 科学家吧。。
有沒有喜歡的人： 有！家人和朋友 :P
同學會要回去找老師嗎： 当然会
跟誰出去最幸福： 家人和朋友
最想跟誰過聖誕節： 家人
最喜歡的一首歌(女生的)： 只要是好听的，都喜欢。
最喜歡的一首歌(男生的)： 只要是好听的，都喜欢。
喜歡什麼顏色： 浅色
廁所會不會先沖水： 会。。。
最想大聲說什麼： 啊！~
半夜敢不敢自己上廁所： 敢，我又不是胆小鬼
上廁所會不會脫褲褲： 要不然？-.-
谁很欠打： 自以为是的人 和 列子贤
現在很迷麼：上网和看电视
睡相很差： 不会啊
現在的時間： 1645
是否痛恨傳給你點卷的人： 不会，她是我的好朋友
體重多少： 30-40 kg之间
今天天气： 晴天
你懷孕了嗎： 没有，我才几岁？不过我的“妈妈”有
你若中樂透最想做什么： 有买再说
大學生一定要玩的活動： 捉迷藏？让他们幼稚一下 :P
如果能為彩虹添加一種顏色你選： 褐色
你相信爱情会永远吗： 不知道
现在的你穿什么颜色的衣服： 深粉红色
放棄一個人會很難嗎： 不知道，看情况
最近在追看什么戏： 妈妈的连续剧
你觉得这个tag会无聊吗： 还可以...
希望自己能......： 考第一名！

【點名人物】
1. CJ
2. Mandy
3. Xing Han
4. Shiang
5. Eleen
6. Jun Ni
7. Aaron
8. Janice
9. Cheryl
10. Yin Jue

④號認識⑥號嗎? >认识，还同月同日生日！
⑩號是男還是女？ >女
①號有沒有兄弟姐妹? >五个姐姐
⑦號姓氏? >陈
⑩號人緣好嗎? >不清楚，不错吧
④號有人追嗎? >没有吧，应该是追楚君
⑥號喜歡的顏色是? >无聊。。。
③號和⑩號是朋友嗎? >不是
⑧號的生日是? >8月12日
你怎麼認識⑩號的? >我们是亲戚
你跟①號的生日差幾個月? >18天
你喜歡①號聊天嗎? >很好，不过没空跟她聊
你和⑨號有出去玩過嗎? >出了新年以外，没有。谁叫她住KL
你喜歡和③號在一起嗎? >非常讨厌，可是谁叫他是我的姐夫 :'(
⑩号是什么星座阿? >应该是天蟹座
现在①号在干吗？ >问她
②号的性格？>安静，温柔，随时不小心把别人的秘密说出来

My result is out!

This is my result, actually better than i thought because compared with the last semester, i actually improved! If compared with periodic 4, keke...

Result:

*---------------------*
|Subj.|  UEC  |  PMR  |
|Chi. |  63   |  69   |
|BM   |  82   |  80   |
|Eng  |  90   |  88   |
|M3   |  82   |  93   |
|Sci  |  80   |  85   |
|Hist.|  89   |  77   |
|Geo. |  67   |  87   |
|KH   |  --   |  93   |
|Art  |  75   |  75   |
*---------------------*
Total:  628   |  747  |
 Avg.:  78.5  |  83.0 |
 Pos.:  11    |  8    |
*---------------------*

Terrible...

This morning i wake up as usual. only difference is i never go to school. Yea!^.^ Then after my father fetch my brother to school, I went out to Morsjaya to eat breakfast. After that, my mother fetch my father to airport because my father need to go there (fei hua). I went with my mother to go SJK North (i actually want to go back home de) to attend my brother's graduation ceremony. Zz...nothing to do..keep listening to people talk then have performance. the most funniest performance is the "hua ju". But supposed it is a touching story,end up become a comedy. haha.. especially the feng po niang(han yi) . I think she can get the best actress award liao.
then after all the performances, is the results...oh no? (NOMB)
my brother get X As.
then i go back home lo,go back home le too tired so went zzzz.......
until dunno when,i wake up and eat something then i go to the dental clinic. wah seh, when i reach there,i only late 10 mins nia already have someone go in. hai..then wait lo,wait so long.....then at last have dentist (but i dont want to see dentist..) see me.... then blah blah blah,talk talk talk, then extract my 2 teeth even though they are not decayed. so unfair!
just because of my canine lo, anyhow grow, grow on top then need to give way for them to come down using braces. i dont wan....sound painful...

差一步

我们不知道几时会离开这个世界，可能是明天，或者下个小时，或下分钟，我们无法肯定。
今天，我忙着下楼梯差一步就会离开了，幸好有一堵墙在旁，让我扶着。
也许，一些人相要那堵墙不在我的身旁，让我从第二层跌下来，让我粉身碎骨吧？
差一步就能杀死人，那么，每天有谁拥有幸运的东西在旁让他们继续在这世上？

考完试了！

等了好久，终于考完了！开心得失态。读书的时间当中，我的手一直痒痒的，不过，现在可以放松了！
可以从早上开到晚上。 哈哈。。。
有机会最好早上8点到晚上11点都在玩。呵呵
贪心吧？其实，我不觉得我会8点起床。 因为，我不止爱玩，而且爱睡。
没什么好说，因为我忙着玩 Darkeden 和 Restaurant City 等。。。

starting from tomorrow

starting from tomorrow, i will not online until the end of the exams. i am fighting for victory!!! lol. dunno what i'm thinking.. so i must study hard lo..actually i started studying quite early so not last minute pia one. nothing to say le...blah blah blah?
just now went to cj's blog saw her latest post. dunno who she is talking but i was thinking about a friend of mine... she changed a lot too...she is 2 different person from last time and now. why? was it because of "someone" that changed her mind? or was it "something" she thought and changed so much?
people can choose to change or remain unchanged. we can change some or a lot. but sometimes we just change without reason or without knowing.

iq test answer

haha...if u(janice/cj) haven complete the iq test i send you, here is the answer on how to solve it.

(go) police and prisoner.
(back)police
(go)police and daughter/police and son
(back)police and prisoner
(go)daughter and mother/son and father
(back)mother/father
(go)mother and father
(back)father/mother
(go)police and prisoner
(back)mother/father
(go)mother and father
(back)father/mother
(go)father and son/mother and daughter
(back)police and prisoner
(go)police and son/police and daughter
(back)police
(go)police and prisoner

semester exams

i found this in photobucket and this is very right.
just look at my exam timetable. a 1 week exam.
with saturdays in it. zz...

4/11-English Composition
-Chinese(UEC)
-Malay Composition

5/11-Chinese Composition
-History(PMR)
-Chinese(PMR)

6/11-Mathematics(PMR)
-Mathematics(UEC)

7/11-Science(UEC)
-Science(PMR)

9/11-English(UEC)
-English(PMR)
-Geography(PMR)

10/11-Malay(UEC)
-Malay(UEC)

11/11-Living Skills(KH)
-History(UEC)
-Art

exams ongoing

oh my god(although all gods are mine)! today haf sci exam,monday, tuesday also have. when is this going to stop?! after semester? during the semester i will be dead before i could even relax myself. haiz...today doing that maths....aaron keep say me stupid,say i never get the genetic from him. lols, when he can edit his chromosome to which i can get, it will solve the problem liao lo.
of course ma, for my family is ++=-
so aaron(+) + jen hui(+) become me(-) lo

zz...feel like going to burst,explode, blah blah blah. let him play an iq test and see how long he finish la!!! haha, i can win the iq test in only 2 mins. wahahahahaha........

now going to play darkeden twilight. hahahahaha. LOL. i sot liao
want to exam until sot liao. haiz.... let me chu qi here.

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but leh...the letters like only consists of: f,d,v,k,g,h,j,k,s lol

so long never update

haiz...this few days so busy. monday haf that ah tay's exam. then tuesday busy study history. memorise until sot.

wednesday my relative come, wah seh, so many stories. until i hear til sien. my relative come to do operation lo..because she haf dunno how to say in english in her stomach.

thursday we received bad news. Esther has left earth and went to paradise. but eu min and xin yi birthday. er...felt pity for Esther to leave us so early...

then today haf science exam...think is ok la..this week i so lazy then suddenly fa fen tu qiang kip doing the homework. so tired. now my darkeden game haf to train again because that GM dunno do wad until all characters and items deleted. lol! hope my bro can train me la. hehe...

New blogskin

Hi all...sorry about not updating, anyway few ppl come to my blog. always that few ppl. i'm making a new blogskin. haha....think after i make it i might post it on blogskins.com

this few days quite busy training darkeden twilight. dunno the game? too bad,too sad, i'm glad, u're fat, u're so bad. haha....nth to say leh...

i found out somethings about life:
1. wad u want to remember u will forget, if u say u will forget, u will remember
2. wad u want to forget it will always be in your mind, if you tell someone, it will disappear
3. if u suspect ppl, maybe they are also suspecting u
4. when u remember something important, dun call the person yet, remember the thing and call the name after that or it will be gone
5. sometimes u may need to write down something to remember, sometimes you may not.

oh,today my papa, ling yum n chou old salt fish nvr come to sch. dunno y? they si ben? but impossible. becos my papa only love my mama. n i dun think yum yum will like that sibeh chou salt fish. haha...no one will like him de. i think he wont come tmr also becos he is already d-e-a-d or c-o-o-k-e-d with tau ge(hokkien). lol....nth to say liao

bye...good nite...dun miss me....wish me good luck....wish me good memory for exams like history uec.....

hari raya holiday

since that shiang ask me why i nvr update blog then i update lo...this holiday so bored....wake up in the morning,eat breakfast le then start online liao. pro ma? then afternoon go out eat then come back and online until night. went out to eat at night,come back online again...until 11pm? after that sleep la! or else do what? oh! forget 1 thing,watch tv. hehe^^

hari raya 2nd day my family go to my father's friend's house lo...very honoured leh... because that friend of my father's only invite my family from office...nvr even invite the frens in the own department. after go my father's friend's house, my bro go to his friend's house. i wan to follow de, but my bro say: 'NO'. OK lo..dun go dun go,go back can online. hahahaha

wondering wad position i will get this periodic test le...think nt so good. dunno who get first? Aaron? Jun Ni? Brian? Eleen? Jenny Y.? what ever la..won't be me de....

good news! today my father go maxis n register a phone for me, so good!! first handphone leh...wan number? go die,see who r u first.but leh...my father only buy the sim card...n i haf to use laobeh phone....so sad...wait my cousin gif me her handphone so long. no wonder la,she in kl i in miri, in between haf south china sea...

happy birthday to me

today is my birthday. 9/9/09. i know is a good day,dont envy me. lol..no cake in school,receive cards, they sing birthday song to me n i sing birthday song to myself. haha...then go back home and eat cake. blackforest cheese n somehw haf grapes inside.

will post the photo of it at dunno when. the cake name spell wrongly. think the chef haf eye-problems.

nothing special on this day.only thing is that it's 9/9/9

class replacement

haiz..yesterday so sien...nid to go to school on sat. plus still nid to go to that super hot,stuffy and heaty hall for assembly because haf ppl from church come to our sch to talk abt drugs. haiz...still ok la..nt so bored. haha...but still,very hot and thks to jia yi, i haf a fan! yeah...much shuang..but jun ni nid it more. sweat a lot..eleen,jen hui,mandy n i nvr even sweat 1 little bit. lol...
nth to say except to chou salt fish: STOP BUYING MY PETS LA!

31/7

today is mdm mujan's birthday. no chance to wish her happy birthday.
all because of mr richard,mdm wee, miss chan and datuk fong.
the assembly took so long until the 1st class is over(mdm mujan's period is 1st period)
haiz...then recess mdm mujan not there. maybe go out liao.
then i forgot to give my mother sign report card.
tmr then give ah tay lo..
haiz...my average is pulled down becos of my art.
hate that teacher arh!!!!!
anyhow give marks.
all my marks are about 80-85(except my geo). then suddenly the art 55.
what the heck!

29/7 Wed

today is a rainy morning. then afternoon very hot because no air con. i dun blame her. not her fault. is the school's fault. crazy rules. we are alr sec sch rite? i dun think we will spill drinks all over the place. why cant we drink other drinks except plain water? haiz...

anyway, i'm changing the skin since a smelly person say my layout very cartoon.

school life

haiz...long week. on monday still haf that stupid idiot ££^&^$^%¬?! maths quiz.
i found out that my sci tuition teacher is polux.
wah, didnt expect it.
wonder when is his birthdae. i wan to see fireworks!! :P
haiz...now i found out that i haf a stange disease.
the ''zi yan zi yu zheng''
i kept talking to myself and answering them too. think i'm crazy...

in rrss, i now knw that everything is exams, quiz, test, more exams, more quizes, more tests...
hate this life!!!

exams,exams and exams

if you read so many books untill ur brain is going to burst anytime,u better play games or write a post in ur blog. u may also type '%^&*$%^&*(*&^%^&*(' to release anger. So, now i am so angry and stressed with those exams, here goes:

hfukdslrsliuhfgdghreigfhghughfghskdhgdhgfghksvhdghjknbdkksvdjfhkjnvdkl

gfhsdkjfhsdkgjnhrhvkjdshfksjdhfgjghskjdhfkjsdhgfsdlkjghsdkjfhsdkjfhdkje

sfhsudghfsdkjhfgsudhtskjghsdkjghsdkhtgjkfgyslkfhsdkjgfdsugywfhsdkjgr

sgfsjhdgtkewjfhshfdkjghsklhfkjsdyeoitgdfjbghlishfkgjhgdhfishgddsfhskjghl

sfghdskjghsdklfhskldu

Done.The above are minor signs of violence. if u played a game that shoots teachers head, please recommend. i wan to play.whew....

I am quite happy with my results la..because i gt the same mark as jun ni in ah tay paper then higher mark than jun ni in mdm tan paper. yeahooo! And! i win tze shiang 13 marks in ah tay paper but lose to him 15 marks in mdm tan paper. so the difference is 2 marks.haiz...again,i noticed that maths want me to die.

Ah tay paper:78(qu si ba)

Mdm tan paper: 70(qu si)

Both same,wan me die.so sad..

Dunno what to say now...maybe i say yea? or i say no... or i say haiz....i noticed that i always say hai...in class, in msn, in blog, everywhere, anywhere. haiz..dunno this is good or bad.

Japan fast? Indian very very fast!

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, "What??… so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

my exam life

Whew, finally. I survived after being tortured by those xin li bian tai teachers. Luckily, my maths got an A. Yea!! Dunno abt my other subjects la. Anyway, for the nxt wk, it will be another whole week of exams.
Timetable:

13/9- Maths
14/9- Maths Quiz
15/9- BM (geo?)
16/9- (geo?)
17/9- Science and Geo(UEC)

Zz,I am so pitiful. Okay,is whole class. Most pitiful person in our class? The 'new' student ivy tan. Since she already come for about a mth. She isnt new liao. Haiz...

By the way, tmr nid to go sch arh...dunno why need all these replacement classes. cant just give free holiday meh? haiz... now with h1n1 all over the world. mayb that time whole universe already get. whole earth get quarantined leh? i know choi choi choi. hehe...but i am just curious bah.

new skin

I know i changed the skin again. But it will be very boring if i dont change it right? this is a skin made by me, background image from animewallpapers.com . The coding are all by me. Hate me? Press Alt+F4 or you can press the X at the top right corner.

The longest English word

Longest English word in the dictionary:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon (40 letters)

Longest English word not in the dictionary:
1. Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarg (30 letters)

2. Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylala...
ylglutaminylprolylleucylglutaminylsery...
lserylthreonylalanylthreonylphenylalan...
rylglycylphenylalanylprolylvalylprolyl...
lanylarginylaspartylglycylglutaminylva...
nylleucylprolylglycylvalylglutaminylis...
ylglycylarginylalanyllysylleucylthreon...
llysylalanylasparaginylserylglycylargi...
eonylasparaginylglycylserylglycylgluta...
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nylthreonylprolyllysylvalyllysylglutam...
larginylglycylarginylglutamylglycyliso...
lutamylglutaminylvalylglutaminylisoleu...
ethionylarginyllysylglutamylalanylglut...
hreonylisoleucylalanylvalylalanylthreo...
utaminylglutamylthreonylisoleucylleucy...
onylmethionylalanylthreonylarginylglut...
utaminylvalylthreonylhistidylglycyllys...
lalanylglutamylalanylvalylalanylthreon... (189,819 letters)

Hahaha

話說民國初年，上海百樂門舞

離開前，樂手交給她一塊錢大洋，希望有生之年再相遇時，

作為二人的信物。

三十年後，她搭機回國，出機

場時，看到一個熟悉的身影，

當年的情人在拉三輪車。

坐上車，她眼光泛淚，默默掉

淚。就這樣，三輪車直奔百樂

門舞廳，一路上兩人沒交談。

到舞廳門口時，問多少錢？車

夫回答：五毛。

她打開珍藏的一塊大洋：這給

你。車夫頓了一下，收錢回

家。

車夫回到家，看著一塊錢，百

感交集，發憤振筆，寫下這世

界名曲........

三輪車跑得快，上面坐個老太

太，要五毛給一塊，你說奇怪

不奇怪？.......

太感人了，別打我啊....!!!!!

trip to sg

i go to sg via kuching on may 31st. forgot is wad time de flight liao,coz of the short term memory thing. when i reach my sg home,i feel everything go short liao,haha...then some of my things still thr then i saw one book given to me by rong fang,i read it and found it very funny. haha...but i forgot to bring it back,i even forget to put it in a cupboard,think nxt time i go back alr "rust" liao. 1/6 my parents need to do bank things,haiz....3/4 day doing that. haiz..so tired. slp at 1am+
2/6 forgot do wad,but walk very long,take mrt also long.slp at 12am+
3/6 went out wif jocelyn n rong fang to northpoint. northpoint chged alot.
4/6-went to takashimaya and shop around. bought some things but nth for me ]:
5/6-went to mama house and then go to kuching...slp at 4 points 1 nite
6/6-go to kuching town see see..flight to miri. reach miri at 7pm+

*some of the arrange is wrong,i haf short term memory

Tagged

FIRST:
First surgery: er,no...
First piercing: No too..
First award: What kind?Medal?Certificate?
First memory: Sry,I haf short term memory...but i still can rmbr 1 image from 3yrs old de.
First pet: Dunno what fish,maybe goldfish
First vacation: I dunno
First concert: Go see concert or perform concert?
First crush: Sry,no bah...

LAST:
Last time you went out: just now go eat dinner
Last time you had a good time: wednesday wif jocelyn n rong fang
Last time you cried: does a drop count?cos my bro hit me very pain...
Last award: shud be tis yr periodic 1 bah...
Last trip abroad: Singapore/Kuching
Last concert: Erm,no...hehe...
Last album you bought: never buy,my parents haf buy la..
Last song you played: erm...I'm Yours by Beyonce
Last phone call: Ning Xia,just before I leave Singapore
Last laugh: today ^^

CURRENTLY: Writing 'writing' .....
Drinking : nothing,does saliva count?
Wearing: Pyjamas...

FAVOURITES :
Food: Miso soup! :P
Drinks: Green tea,boh tea,lipton tea,earl grey tea,japanese green tea,all tea :P
Colors: lavender,orange,light pink, etc.
Numbers: 's'? ok... 3,6,9 ^^

YOU TAG:
lazy tag...

holidays are here!

Nth to say just, exams finish,holidays are here!!!! Yippee!!Yeah!! Whatever...
Oh, i haf 3 things to bother me now:
1. Chinese san guo yan yi fan yi zz..
2. English SBOA Evidence
3. History Report.

Haizz....but who cares? everyone care it when it is the last min. haha...

semester exams

zz...today i have exam. ok ok...start frm yesterday. haiz...study study n study. at last can online n relax nw. i think the eng compo shud be on mon so i knw the benefits of playing computer. becuz nw i think thr r many reasons:

1. escape studying,no nid so stress n pressure
2. relax after long time study
3. can also learn sth through gaming: studyin is hard
4. u get to take drugs,but it wont harm ur internal body
   

haha...nw look at my exam timetable! 3 subj a day,some nid memorise n nid to think carefully.haiz...

25/5-Bm, Maths(PMR), Maths(UEC)
26/5-Chi(PMR), Sci(PMR), Sci(UEC)
27/5-Eng(UEC), History(UEC), Art
28/5-BM(UEC), BM(PMR), KH
29/5-Eng(PMR), Geo(PMR)

16/5/09

Yeah! now i can complete the whole cube by myself starting frm yesterday... -.-'' everytime i forget hw to do the top layer corners but now i can solve it liao. yeahoo!!!!
today my bro n father 1vs1 again...
fastest record of them? see:
bro: 1m48sec
father: 1m45sec (if nt wrong)

now gg to test for semester test 1 liao.
stress...no pressure though...
jun ni say she will "rang" us her 2nd position.
but aaron say he will "rang" us first his 1st position.
they so nice?? dun really believe,but i'll try n fight for it!!
if i get 10 or below i alr very happy.
but if i get 1st,i'll go sot!!go siao!!!
think tis can go inside the hist. txtbk liao. haha..
this can be call the RRSS 2A, Battle of the Positions!!
then everyone will fight for 1st place.
i surely win since i am Lord Kimberley.haha... (as seen on sejarah textbook)
or those ppl who has a wang/wong/bong surname also can win cuz their surname is alr king. -.-

11则冷笑话

1 蚯蚓一家这天很无聊，小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了；蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段打麻将去了；蚯蚓爸爸想了想，就把自己切成了肉末。蚯蚓妈妈哭着说："你怎么这么傻？切这么碎会死的！"蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说："……突然想踢足球。

2 龟兔赛跑兔子很快跑到前面去了......乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢对他说你上来，我背你吧.....然后......蜗牛就上来了......过了一会....乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁....对他说你也上来吧....于是蚂蚁也上来了。
蚂蚁上来以后看到上面的蜗牛对他说了句你好！你们知道蜗牛说什么吗?蜗牛说：你抓紧点，这乌龟好快.......

3 五元钱被犯罪团伙绑架了，打电话给百元钞：喂！你儿子在这里，不想我们撕票就用自己来换他！"
百元钞想了一下说：撕吧，撕了你们连块钱都没有了！

4 有一对男女正在吃晚餐，那个女生一直问那个男生：你爱不爱我？男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐。女生很生气又再问了一次：你爱不爱我？男生终于说：爱！女生又问：那你要怎么证明？忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来，并问女生你有没有十元？女生拿了十元给了男生......男生就把四十元放在桌上，过了一会儿.....女生很生气的问男生：你到底要不要证明你爱我啊！男生说：我己经证明了啊！四十摆在眼前！

5 有一天，一家失火了，爸爸妈妈都逃出来了，只剩下一个儿子还在里面。妈妈很紧张的在屋外大喊："儿子.....你在干吗......都失火了还不出来......"儿子回答：我在穿袜子阿....."妈妈又说，"都失火了还穿什么袜子...."过了五分钟，儿子还没出来......妈妈又紧张的喊，儿子，你到底在干什么？快出来都失火了，还待在里面....."儿子说，我在脱袜子阿........"

6 有个人到河边钓鱼，先穿了个树叶～半天没鱼上钩，他又换了块面包～一样半天没鱼上钩～没办法他只好去换蚯蚓～一样还是半天没鱼上钩～～他气<愤之下掏一张百元大炒扔入水中大骂：他*的，要吃什么！自己去买！"

7 我看不清太远的东西，病人对眼科医生说。"请跟我来，医生把病人带到外面，用手指着天上的太阳，问道，你看那是什么？" "太阳。"病人回答。那你还想看多远！

8 有一天动物们在关公庙前面闻到很臭的味道。蛇说：我这么小不会放这么臭的屁，一定是牛。牛说：我是吃草的不会放这么臭的屁.猪说：放屁的人一定会脸红。忽然关公冲了出来，把猪打飞说：说了多少次了，我脸红是天生的。

9 有个人一天碰到上帝，上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望上帝问，你有什么愿望吗？那个人想了想，听说猫都有9条命，那请您赐给我9条命吧。上帝说：好，你的愿望实现咯。一天，那个人闲来无聊，如说去死一死算了，反正有9条命嘛，就躺在铁轨上.......结果一辆火车开过去,那人还是死了，这是为什么呢？因为那列火车的车厢有10节。

10 一天，殡仪馆送来了三个人，说也奇怪，他们死后的笑容都是^_^......殡仪馆管理员很纳闷的问警察：为什么他们死后的脸竟然会是^_^呢？警察说：这.....说来话长.....你看左边那个人，他是跟她老婆在共度春宵时.....在最激情的那一刻，受不了，挂了。管理员就回答说：唉.....人在花下死，做鬼也风流。那中间那一个是怎么死的？警察：中间那一个喔，他呀，真是人间惨剧，他走在路上，忽然听见自己中了头彩，奖金亿多......他开心的哈哈大笑时，却被迎面而来的车给撞上了，结果，挂了。管理员回答说：唉，他真的是没有福气享受这荣华富贵的后半辈子。那剩下的这一个呢？警察：这一个死的就有点可怜了，他是爬上树的时候被雷给劈死的。管理员回答说：这就有点不对了，被雷劈到为什么还会笑呢....警察说：因为他爬上树后，突然一道闪电...... 他以为有人给他拍照......

11 话说数千年以前，无论是公狗还是母狗，他们小便时都是蹲着的，直到唐朝，事情才有了转变……唐太宗大家听过吧！他老人家养了一对北京狗，有一次唐太宗上华山祭天，带了这一对去祭到一半时，母狗突然内急，于是便跑到一棵树后解决，在祭天时这是非常不敬的行为，因此惹恼了玉帝，玉帝命令雷公打了一个雷，正好打在树上，树倒了，压死了母狗，公狗看了以后非常害怕……从此以后，公狗树下小便时，都会伸出一只脚，用力顶着树，以免树倒下来压到自己。

yes!

today i can online lo,i so happy!! my father bring back the repairing modem liao although we all dunno wad is the problem.haiz!!! luckily my father's company pay.

today during chinese period i ask xing han who he like. nw i knw ms. lily knw who he like. then ms. lily say the person xing han like de haf qian tu. but i think only 3 choice who he like. anyway,it is NOMB,better dun ask him liao.

nw the rubik's cube thing: i can solve until top layer liao. but i still learning hw to solve the top corners.

my bro record: 1m 39s
my father record: 1m 30s
my record: n/a (too long until dunno hw)

oh ya,today haf sci ICAS then i haf go.nid to pay rm20 de. so lucky or unlucky?mr tang is the examiner for the class i going then sie chin sit behind me. but agong same class as me. haiz...dunno will affect my luck or nt.haha...

truth abt xing han!

I am now posting who Xing Han the always say "kill u" person likes/loves who.

Since mama call me delete the pic frm post i delete lo..actually, thr r some words after that. anyway,who wan see can get frm me,i haf save it in my com. hehe

哀悼

今 天 妈 妈 跟 我 说 她 的 表 姐 去 世 了
是 因 为 有 胸 癌，不 要 笑，这 个 不 好 玩。。。

我 刚 刚 下 去 一 下，就 差 点 死 或 变 植 物 人。
我 妈 妈 在 厨 房 抹 地，我 没 注意 地 板 很 滑，
就 跑 了 一 两 步 就 滑 倒 了，
刹 那 一 刻，我 不 知 后 果 会 怎 样，
会 死 还 是 活。
幸 好 每 撞 到 头。
我 的 妈 妈 第 一 句 就 是 问：
“有 撞 倒 头 吗？”
我 幸 亏 只 是 撞 到 屁 股，手 和 脚。

人 要 死 的 时 候，随 时 能 死；
每 天，报 纸 上 都 有 人 死。
有 些 被 谋 杀，自 杀，意 外 死 亡，病 死。。。

IQ test again

I wasn't quite certain my IQ was so low so i took another IQ test for free. Now,better result of 124.hehe...f.y.i. this is above avg. score, hehe...anyway,i got 16/25 correct in it.hurray for me!i dance,i laughed,i cried!(frm robinson crusoe)


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Anyway,i just wan to say that i got 13 in class in this periodic test 2...zz...good thing is i improved!!! yea!!

22/4/09

okay,i haf no idea wad to write for the title so i put the date.
zz,today haf kh test.
think is quite easy as there are only 35 obj. questions.
but mdm cynthia say haf 5 subjective questions.
writing down 'a' ,'b', 'c' ,'d' ,'e' is still counted as objective question.
nvm, even better.
today got my BM paper,wont say mark,only when i get the report card.
hehe,i knw i bad...too bad for u...
nth to say liao,bye...

Why we forward emails

Sometimes, we think of why friends keep forwarding mails to us without writing a single word..

Maybe this could explain why:

-When you have nothing to say, still want to keep contact guess what you do, you forward mails.

-When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, guess what you do, you forward mails

-When you have a lot to say, and don't know why, guess what you do, you forward mails. When you are still wanted,

-When you are still remembered, when you are still important, when you are still loved, when you are still missed, guess what you get... A Forwarded Mail!

So dear friends and family...

next time if I forward you a mail don't think I have only sent you a mail but I've remembered you in my heart So why you are waiting friend? Forward this email to every one you know. And also to your friend who has sent you this forwarded message.

what happened today

today i go double star eat lunch,if u dunno whr,suan liao.
then i saw ms. sim in thr,i sit at her left behind.
saw her eat very fast o~
when i eating,saw janice come in.
she sit opposite me.
hehe, i tell her haf ms. sim but she nvr see(mayb learn too much history[kang xi huang di])
after eatin,i go pc fair.
wah,many coms thr (of course,it's a pc fair)
then i walk walk here,walk walk thr;
see see here,see see thr
see until see ms. lily with 2 guys walking wif her
i nvr call her, later disturb her wif these 2 guys, hehe..
after come back,i just online for 5 mins my bro say go swimming, zz...
k lo,go with my bro and father...
when reach thr,sth very weird happen when i in the pool:
someone(girl) took my father's goggles although my father nvr gif that person,
my father took my goggles although i nvr give him.
WEIRD!
in there,saw 2 of my bro's "frens": Eliya and Si Ni
eliya's sis keep zuo nong my bro,haha good
then eliya spray water on my bro then nong dao me.
i angry then kick water towards her. hahaha...
after swimming,
come back home,
take a bath,
then online
and write this post.
goin out soon to eat dinner liao.

Tagged.

1) The person who tagged you is:
-Chicken Juice/Ah Bong/CJ Pig/CJ/Ah Bong Chicken Juice/Ah Tay Wife/AY Wife/TS girlfriend?

2) Your relationship with him/her is:
-my "mama"

3) Your first impression of him/her is:
-Nice

4) The most memorable moments with her:
-Erm...not sure?

5) The most memorable thing he/she has said to you is:
-AY! :P

6) If he/she becomes yr lover, you will:
-be a les..

7) If he/she became yr lover, what should he/she improve at:
-Become a boy,lols..

8) If he/she becomes yr enemy, what would you do:
-Dun care her,dun tell her secrets except AY

9) If he/she becomes yr enemy, the reason will be:
-Dunno? saying her with AY or TS?

10) The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
-Cherish our friendship

11) Your overall impression on him/her:
-Quite noisy...hehe..likes AY...Ah Tay always treat her drinks.

12) The characteristic you love most about yourself:
-LOVE? Has quite a bunch of friends.hehe...

13) The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
-Having short term memory,talkative,ugly handwriting

14) The most ideal person you want too be is:
-Talks about the right time,wrties more neat and tidy words

15) For people that care and like you, say something to them:
-What kind of ppl?if are girls,say i like u too...if are boys,really or not?dun jk

16) Pass this quiz to 10 ppl who you want to know how they feel about you.
1. Jess
2. Rong Fang
3. Jocelyn
4. Mandy
5. Jun Ni
6. Jen Hui
7. Eleen
8. CJ
9. Shiang
10. Shirley

17) Who is 6 having a relationship with:
-No one..oh,Jia Ni!

18) Is 9 a male or female:
-Male

19) If 7 and 10 were together, would it be a good thing:
- Unless they are les...

21) When was the last time you had a chat with 3:
-Forgot...Quite recent.

22) What kind of music does 8 like:
-Ask her

23) Does 1 have any siblings:
-Yes,3 brothers.

24) Will you woo 3:
-Sot arh?Not les...

25) How about 7:
-Eleen?another girl bo...

26) Is 4 single:
-Nope..someone wooing her.

27) What’s the surname of 5:
-Sim,ask for wad?

28) What’s the hobby of 5:
-Singing

29) Do 5 and 9 get along well:
-Dunno,but i knw 5 and 9 de best fren quite good..

30) Where is 2 studying at:
-Oh no..i forgot..wif jocelyn...in sg..

31) Say something casual about your eyes:
-CJ scared of them.

32) Have you tried developing feelings for 5:
-NOT LES...

33) Where does 9 live?:
-Miri,dunno whr,dun care,but wanna knw to tell mandy whr xing han live..haha

34) What colours does 4 like:
-Hehe,not sure...

35) Are 5 and 1 good friends:
-They dont even know each other,one in msia one in sg.

36) Does 7 like 2:
-Les arh?why all questions about love de all les?

37) How did u get to know 2:
-Northland Primary School

38) Does 1 have any pets:
-No..unless she keep fish.

39) Is 7 the sexiest person in the world:
-Lol!!!

War

Without any prejudice....

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

"Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Arrey O! Main kya.." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

"Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart"

"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!"

NOW THAT'S CALLED SINGH CONFIDENCE

The Friendship Poem

1. When you are sad . . . I'll get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) & help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile . . . I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared . . . I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried . . . I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick . . . stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my true friend!

笑话

道歉信

一對熱戀中的男女，相約去弔祭一位長輩，後來兩人鬧情緒，出殯那天只有男的去了殯儀館，看不到女的，越想越覺得不對，就想寫信給女的道歉。誰知女的看了信，更加火大。

你知道這男的是怎麼寫信的嗎??'親愛的，昨天原本去殯儀館，是想看你，沒想到看不到你，心中好難過...'

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孝順
父 : 不要一天到晚學人家飆車,讓父母擔心,一點也不知道孝順
子 : 那有,我可是有保險的
父 : 孝順和保險有何關係,別扯開話題
子 : 當然有關係囉,因為受益人是您ㄚ, 我可是一天到晚在製造孝順您的機會呢
父 : 嗯 ....,那什麼時候要孝順我ㄚ,我已經等不及了
子 : .........(接不下去了)

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意外情節

早上七點半。
媽媽：「阿金，快起床，上學要遲到了。」
阿金：「媽，我不要上學。」
媽媽：「你說這什麼話。」
阿金：「我不想上學，學校老師不喜歡我，小朋友討厭我，連警衛伯伯也不睬我。」
媽媽：「你這死囝仔，快起床啦！都四十幾歲當校長的人了 ……」

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強吻

這天，有個美麗的女性在公司外當清掃婦。突然有位男性強吻了她就跑走了，女性便大叫「那個人強吻了我，快抓住他」
路人便衝過去將男性抓住說:「小姐，妳要告他甚麼？」
女性害羞的說「沒有，我只想告訴他...我每個星期一、三、五都會來打掃...」*****************************************************************

瞄準

甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」
乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」
甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」
乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」

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修理

甲婦：「我家兒子經常弄壞電器，幸好他老爸會修理。」
乙婦：「我家孩子也經常破壞東西，也幸好他爸會修理。」
甲婦：「妳先生也會修理東西？」
乙婦：「不，他會修理孩子。」

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保證錯誤

一對夫婦結婚二十周年，老婆提議殺隻雞慶賀一番。
老公冷冷應道：「何必把二十年前的錯誤算在一隻雞頭上呢？」

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比毒

話說我有兩位同事，一男一女，非常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就互'虧' 對方。
有一天下班，那女生就請那男的順路載她一程，好不容易我男同事答應了，於是他們就去牽機車。
到了停放機車的地方，那女的看到那機車又破又爛，忍不住又'虧' 了那男的一句 :「拜託,這麼破又爛的機車還要上鎖~~~~。」
那男的瞪大眼睛看著那女的說 :「那妳幹麼上妝。」

※PART-２

一對夫妻在動物園隨著眾人圍著大狒狒。
老婆：『真奇怪，愈難看的動物愈多人看。』
老公：『噓~~ ！不要叫這麼大聲，大家都在看妳。』

※PART- 3

某日，一位小姐去買肉圓。
小姐：『老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！』
由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯，於是在下鍋前問：『小姐，妳那兩粒是小的嗎？』
該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：『老闆，你那兩粒才是小的！』

A friend in need is a friend in deed!

A ccepts you as you are.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say "hi."
D oesn't give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nspires you.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M akes a difference in your life.
N ever judges you.
O ffers support.
P icks you up.
Q uiets your fears.
R aises your spirits.
S ays nice things about you.
T ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
U nderstands you.
V alues you.
W alks beside you.
X -plains things you don't understand.
Y ells when you won't listen.
Z aps you back to reality

Developing yourself to be good friend, one who is friendly and approachable is both a science and and an art. Advances in Behavioural sciences helps you B R E A K F R E E from relationship challenges. You need to look at changing attitudes and reaching effectiveness for a quick start and grow further. Your time is now!

Personality Test

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are:

a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange

Which fruit will u choose?

Your choice reveals about u!

Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN








Here are the results..

a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple

b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana

c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry

d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach

e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange

PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!

Funny Interview

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture

English Essay

Lol, today Mr. Johnne told us we must write a summary on Miri History based on this link. And it is soo long. I can summarise it in 30 words! :P Want to see my version? Even if u dun wan i also let u see,just to let u gek dao or say "LOL" or say "diaoz" or "hahaha" or wadeva.
My summary(c):
Miri is now a city but it was a "sleeping fish village", was attacked during World War II. It is also an oil town in Sarawak, Borneo, Malaysia, Asia.

haiz...

today i go sch,normal day,just have maths quiz n sci test.the sci test more easy but,i always not sure few questions.zz..the maths ok la..think can get >15 out of 20.after i finish do test,i slp liao.mayb is becos of the lavender smell( i like the smell though,see my url.dunno why some ppl hate it so much).teacher dunno lavender is for relaxin and calmness to make ppl slp de meh?zz...then i dream liao lo! the funny part is i only slp 10-15 mins then alr haf dreams.cant remember wad i dream of leh...
during chi period today,our class like sot liao.then i also dunno y miss lily sing song?nvm! let us hear her sing! jxx hxx n i say sth abt her singing(nt bad things la...) :P Oh ya,b4 that,jia xin dance.wah seh,so xian mu. n xing han's hua xin spirit take over his love mandy spirit liao n he say"(wad u think of jia xin's dancing? or sth liddat is the question frm ms. lily) yes!she very sexy! [in chinese]. lol! betray mandy!hw dare he betray her.let mandy cry.. :P

hist. n geo. (uec)

today i had my history n geography exams.
the history de quite ok la.but geography?
it was bad like hell.
horrible,miserable,vege-table!!!
the teacher give us so many subjective questions.
abt 4 or 5. wad the!!!
the good part is:
the time supposed was 1 period but he gave us 10-15 mins more.
LoL!
i memorised the geography till my brain burst liao lo!
memory corruption,need to reformat which will become?
MEMORY LOSS!!
the teacher dunno my RAM very small arh?
i only memorise 1/4 of question 1 eh...
so,when RAM full,will OVERLOAD.
computer system auto-delete stuff which is important
but keep the unimportant de things!
nxt time whn i reborn, i wan a v.good RAM com!!
anyway,the deleted items will be inside recycle bin.
then will have bugs/virus come out frm recycle bin!
the virus will eat all the memory sia!
so,the brain dun have anything n wad we become?
A MORON.

crazy right?but it's real!!

periodic 2 (1)

what the...ever since that chua[or snake in hokkien.think she catch snake(translate to chinese)] teach me sci my marks from 90+ drop liao! my sci alr go die(translate to chinese to knw mark) then my maths also. dunno this time can get top 10 mah. hopefully can la. if nt mdm chua teach not good,or our sci really is hard like hell or heaven or johnne mode lo;or my sci is poor liao. zz...now i online just to play so can relax. because nxt wk whole full wk frm mon to thurs have tests..fri dun haf cos' is good friday. know why is good friday?because those ppl last time alr know we,students,are going to suffer from these exams then let us rest for 1 more day.i just hope have good mon,good tues,good wed,good thurs,good sat n good sun lo. :P

i just now go see mandy's blog and saw xing han propose to her.lols....and he thought that propose is biao bai.sot arh? propose=qiu hun la. dunno qiu hun?kahwin wif mandy la! both of their english quite poor de. =P dun angry first. they are quite pei leh...to be honest. haha,hopefully they really married in the future nt now,or that mandy wont concentrate in studying liao. n that jux nx kip say i les. if i les,i wont talk to her just talk to eleen liao la.kip say me n eleen.sot sot. then behind me that jix nx n jxx hxx say i like sxxx xxxx zz....then eleen also join in.haiz... anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIE CHIN!!!

HOPE U LIKE THE CARD,DUN LIKE DE HUA FIND MY MAMA.

My IQ Results

Just now I took my IQ Test in iqtest.com ...what the...then i receive my results,my IQ so low nia...haven even 120...only 111 *sad*

Tequilla and Salt

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just l like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

So..... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember..... When life hands you lemons, Ask for Gin and Ginger beer and call me over!!

Taken from funlok.com

IQ Question

There is a very TALL coconut tree and there are 4 animals:Lion,Chimp,Giraffe and Squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who will win?
Think of the answer and then scroll down. NO CHEATING.


















































The answer is: NONE OF THE ANIMALS. When a coconut tree have bananas?

life today

what the...today my correction tape use finish liao.everytime do maths use a lot of correction tape.hate it!!!hate mr tay!!! gg to create a group: 反咖啡党 coffee because he from teh,after mssm turn black so become coffee like kopi o.

then that kns geo teacher,give us exam as the same day as history,wan us all die arh?die die la!no nid make us die then nvr buy coffin for us.zz..see my nxt wk de exam timetable:

30/3-Maths
1/4-English(seriously,nt april fool)
2/4-Chinese
3/4-Science
6/4-History(UEC) & Geography(UEC)
14/2-History(PMR)

see?sot right?then that RRSS Day so long after this exams...if all teachers wan us die,put all exams on same day la!!!mon n tues lian xu guo.see we die or nt.but they must buy coffin;then on qing ming our family can burn money for us(although many co2,no choice,we novice in hell,need the money) to use.maybe ask them burn PSP,CD,DVD,PC,Modem,HP, and all those things la!maybe also bed and pillow...

Exams...stressed

Today having Chinese exam n Geo quiz.the chinese exam i dunno hw to write some words.i think those pro ppl sure get 100 de la...the geo quiz nt geo quiz at all!can ask teacher,unfair! =P
tmr having sci exam,hopefully will get 100 marks for it or at least 93?

Quiz

Since CJ tag me,do this lo...seems quite bored although alr 10.38pm

1. Name The People You Tagged. (10)
-CJ
-Shiang
-Lynn
-Dickson
-Dune
-Jess Ong
-Jess Kiam
-Joce
-Liana
-Rong Fang

2. Describe yourself in one word.describe?
Short-term memory problem( shi yi zheng!)

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
Er,both.so is my parents lo...

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Er....nt sure leh..

5. How if people reject your confess face to face?
Er...take it as i nvr confess before.
Very siasoi la
6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
Er...say "I love you" la..

7. What will u say to a person who doesn’t want to believe u?
Dont believe dont believe la! Later regret dont come and look for me

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Arh??Dont understand.

9. Do you have something special with you all the time?
Ya,sure.

10. Long distance love ?
Unless u mean relative la,if relative yes.if love love,no.

11. Best place to cry.
Somewhere no one will see me cry/bedroom.

12. Who do you love the most?
My P-A-R-E-N-T-S

13. Tell us of your dream last night.
Erm...morning can remember now 11pm,dun remember.gtg slp liao!!still have so many questions!

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
Nope.why hate someone to make urself angry?no point.

15. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
Dunno.

16. The last person you had a beer with?
Sorry,cant drink beer.only mixed beer(shandy)

17. The last person you went to the movies with?
My cousin and my cousin de cousin + my bro.

18. The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
No cellphone la~

19. The last person you hugged?
Forget liao.

20. The last person you yelled at...
Either CJ or my bro.

21. In the last week have you kissed someone?
No.

22. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
Ask the person who tagged me.

23. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Know why CJ dont let us see her notebook.

24. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
SINGAPoRE

25. What you hate the most?
Hatred itself

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
dunno.

27. Five facts About Me :
-Like to talk
-Like to joke
-Like to play
-Loves my laptop
-Lazy

28. Five things that scare me:
-My bro de scary face
-Mr Richard n Mdm Wee
-When i'm alone in a room
-Insects
-Cj(no la,jk nia)

29. Two Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
-Breaking Free
-爱不疚

30. Five Things I treasure in my life:
-Friendship
-Laptop
-Life
-Bed
-Modem