Friday, 29 May 2009

holidays are here!

Nth to say just, exams finish,holidays are here!!!! Yippee!!Yeah!! Whatever...
Oh, i haf 3 things to bother me now:
1. Chinese san guo yan yi fan yi zz..
2. English SBOA Evidence
3. History Report.

Haizz....but who cares? everyone care it when it is the last min. haha...

Friday, 22 May 2009

semester exams

zz...today i have exam. ok ok...start frm yesterday. haiz...study study n study. at last can online n relax nw. i think the eng compo shud be on mon so i knw the benefits of playing computer. becuz nw i think thr r many reasons:

  1. escape studying,no nid so stress n pressure
  2. relax after long time study
  3. can also learn sth through gaming: studyin is hard
  4. u get to take drugs,but it wont harm ur internal body
haha...nw look at my exam timetable! 3 subj a day,some nid memorise n nid to think carefully.haiz...

25/5-Bm, Maths(PMR), Maths(UEC)
26/5-Chi(PMR), Sci(PMR), Sci(UEC)
27/5-Eng(UEC), History(UEC), Art
28/5-BM(UEC), BM(PMR), KH
29/5-Eng(PMR), Geo(PMR)

Saturday, 16 May 2009

16/5/09

Yeah! now i can complete the whole cube by myself starting frm yesterday... -.-'' everytime i forget hw to do the top layer corners but now i can solve it liao. yeahoo!!!!
today my bro n father 1vs1 again...
fastest record of them? see:
bro: 1m48sec
father: 1m45sec (if nt wrong)

now gg to test for semester test 1 liao.
stress...no pressure though...
jun ni say she will "rang" us her 2nd position.
but aaron say he will "rang" us first his 1st position.
they so nice?? dun really believe,but i'll try n fight for it!!
if i get 10 or below i alr very happy.
but if i get 1st,i'll go sot!!go siao!!!
think tis can go inside the hist. txtbk liao. haha..
this can be call the RRSS 2A, Battle of the Positions!!
then everyone will fight for 1st place.
i surely win since i am Lord Kimberley.haha... (as seen on sejarah textbook)
or those ppl who has a wang/wong/bong surname also can win cuz their surname is alr king. -.-

Friday, 15 May 2009

11则冷笑话

1 蚯蚓一家这天很无聊,小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了;蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错,就把自己切成四段打麻将去了;蚯蚓爸爸想了想,就把自己切成了肉末。蚯蚓妈妈哭着说:"你怎么这么傻?切这么碎会死的!"蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说:"……突然想踢足球。

2 龟兔赛跑兔子很快跑到前面去了......乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢对他说你上来,我背你吧.....然后......蜗牛就上来了......过了一会....乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁....对他说你也上来吧....于是蚂蚁也上来了。
蚂蚁上来以后看到上面的蜗牛对他说了句你好!你们知道蜗牛说什么吗?蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快.......

3 五元钱被犯罪团伙绑架了,打电话给百元钞:喂!你儿子在这里,不想我们撕票就用自己来换他!"
百元钞想了一下说:撕吧,撕了你们连块钱都没有了!

4 有一对男女正在吃晚餐,那个女生一直问那个男生:你爱不爱我?男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐。女生很生气又再问了一次:你爱不爱我?男生终于说:爱!女生又问:那你要怎么证明?忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来,并问女生你有没有十元?女生拿了十元给了男生......男生就把四十元放在桌上,过了一会儿.....女生很生气的问男生:你到底要不要证明你爱我啊!男生说:我己经证明了啊!四十摆在眼前!

5 有一天,一家失火了,爸爸妈妈都逃出来了,只剩下一个儿子还在里面。妈妈很紧张的在屋外大喊:"儿子.....你在干吗......都失火了还不出来......"儿子回答:我在穿袜子阿....."妈妈又说,"都失火了还穿什么袜子...."过了五分钟,儿子还没出来......妈妈又紧张的喊,儿子,你到底在干什么?快出来都失火了,还待在里面....."儿子说,我在脱袜子阿........"

6 有个人到河边钓鱼,先穿了个树叶~半天没鱼上钩,他又换了块面包~一样半天没鱼上钩~没办法他只好去换蚯蚓~一样还是半天没鱼上钩~~他气<愤之下掏一张百元大炒扔入水中大骂:他*的,要吃什么!自己去买!"

7 我看不清太远的东西,病人对眼科医生说。"请跟我来,医生把病人带到外面,用手指着天上的太阳,问道,你看那是什么?" "太阳。"病人回答。那你还想看多远!

8 有一天动物们在关公庙前面闻到很臭的味道。蛇说:我这么小不会放这么臭的屁,一定是牛。牛说:我是吃草的不会放这么臭的屁.猪说:放屁的人一定会脸红。忽然关公冲了出来,把猪打飞说:说了多少次了,我脸红是天生的。

9 有个人一天碰到上帝,上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望上帝问,你有什么愿望吗?那个人想了想,听说猫都有9条命,那请您赐给我9条命吧。上帝说:好,你的愿望实现咯。一天,那个人闲来无聊,如说去死一死算了,反正有9条命嘛,就躺在铁轨上.......结果一辆火车开过去,那人还是死了,这是为什么呢?因为那列火车的车厢有10节。

10 一天,殡仪馆送来了三个人,说也奇怪,他们死后的笑容都是^_^......殡仪馆管理员很纳闷的问警察:为什么他们死后的脸竟然会是^_^呢?警察说:这.....说来话长.....你看左边那个人,他是跟她老婆在共度春宵时.....在最激情的那一刻,受不了,挂了。管理员就回答说:唉.....人在花下死,做鬼也风流。那中间那一个是怎么死的?警察:中间那一个喔,他呀,真是人间惨剧,他走在路上,忽然听见自己中了头彩,奖金亿多......他开心的哈哈大笑时,却被迎面而来的车给撞上了,结果,挂了。管理员回答说:唉,他真的是没有福气享受这荣华富贵的后半辈子。那剩下的这一个呢?警察:这一个死的就有点可怜了,他是爬上树的时候被雷给劈死的。管理员回答说:这就有点不对了,被雷劈到为什么还会笑呢....警察说:因为他爬上树后,突然一道闪电...... 他以为有人给他拍照......

11 话说数千年以前,无论是公狗还是母狗,他们小便时都是蹲着的,直到唐朝,事情才有了转变……唐太宗大家听过吧!他老人家养了一对北京狗,有一次唐太宗上华山祭天,带了这一对去祭到一半时,母狗突然内急,于是便跑到一棵树后解决,在祭天时这是非常不敬的行为,因此惹恼了玉帝,玉帝命令雷公打了一个雷,正好打在树上,树倒了,压死了母狗,公狗看了以后非常害怕……从此以后,公狗树下小便时,都会伸出一只脚,用力顶着树,以免树倒下来压到自己。

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

yes!

today i can online lo,i so happy!! my father bring back the repairing modem liao although we all dunno wad is the problem.haiz!!! luckily my father's company pay.

today during chinese period i ask xing han who he like. nw i knw ms. lily knw who he like. then ms. lily say the person xing han like de haf qian tu. but i think only 3 choice who he like. anyway,it is NOMB,better dun ask him liao.

nw the rubik's cube thing: i can solve until top layer liao. but i still learning hw to solve the top corners.

my bro record: 1m 39s
my father record: 1m 30s
my record: n/a (too long until dunno hw)

oh ya,today haf sci ICAS then i haf go.nid to pay rm20 de. so lucky or unlucky?mr tang is the examiner for the class i going then sie chin sit behind me. but agong same class as me. haiz...dunno will affect my luck or nt.haha...