My IQ Results

Just now I took my IQ Test in iqtest.com ...what the...then i receive my results,my IQ so low nia...haven even 120...only 111 *sad*

Tequilla and Salt

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just l like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

So..... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember..... When life hands you lemons, Ask for Gin and Ginger beer and call me over!!

Taken from funlok.com

IQ Question

There is a very TALL coconut tree and there are 4 animals:Lion,Chimp,Giraffe and Squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who will win?
Think of the answer and then scroll down. NO CHEATING.


















































The answer is: NONE OF THE ANIMALS. When a coconut tree have bananas?

life today

what the...today my correction tape use finish liao.everytime do maths use a lot of correction tape.hate it!!!hate mr tay!!! gg to create a group: 反咖啡党 coffee because he from teh,after mssm turn black so become coffee like kopi o.

then that kns geo teacher,give us exam as the same day as history,wan us all die arh?die die la!no nid make us die then nvr buy coffin for us.zz..see my nxt wk de exam timetable:

30/3-Maths
1/4-English(seriously,nt april fool)
2/4-Chinese
3/4-Science
6/4-History(UEC) & Geography(UEC)
14/2-History(PMR)

see?sot right?then that RRSS Day so long after this exams...if all teachers wan us die,put all exams on same day la!!!mon n tues lian xu guo.see we die or nt.but they must buy coffin;then on qing ming our family can burn money for us(although many co2,no choice,we novice in hell,need the money) to use.maybe ask them burn PSP,CD,DVD,PC,Modem,HP, and all those things la!maybe also bed and pillow...

Exams...stressed

Today having Chinese exam n Geo quiz.the chinese exam i dunno hw to write some words.i think those pro ppl sure get 100 de la...the geo quiz nt geo quiz at all!can ask teacher,unfair! =P
tmr having sci exam,hopefully will get 100 marks for it or at least 93?

Quiz

Since CJ tag me,do this lo...seems quite bored although alr 10.38pm

1. Name The People You Tagged. (10)
-CJ
-Shiang
-Lynn
-Dickson
-Dune
-Jess Ong
-Jess Kiam
-Joce
-Liana
-Rong Fang

2. Describe yourself in one word.describe?
Short-term memory problem( shi yi zheng!)

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
Er,both.so is my parents lo...

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Er....nt sure leh..

5. How if people reject your confess face to face?
Er...take it as i nvr confess before.
Very siasoi la
6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
Er...say "I love you" la..

7. What will u say to a person who doesn’t want to believe u?
Dont believe dont believe la! Later regret dont come and look for me

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Arh??Dont understand.

9. Do you have something special with you all the time?
Ya,sure.

10. Long distance love ?
Unless u mean relative la,if relative yes.if love love,no.

11. Best place to cry.
Somewhere no one will see me cry/bedroom.

12. Who do you love the most?
My P-A-R-E-N-T-S

13. Tell us of your dream last night.
Erm...morning can remember now 11pm,dun remember.gtg slp liao!!still have so many questions!

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
Nope.why hate someone to make urself angry?no point.

15. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
Dunno.

16. The last person you had a beer with?
Sorry,cant drink beer.only mixed beer(shandy)

17. The last person you went to the movies with?
My cousin and my cousin de cousin + my bro.

18. The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
No cellphone la~

19. The last person you hugged?
Forget liao.

20. The last person you yelled at...
Either CJ or my bro.

21. In the last week have you kissed someone?
No.

22. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
Ask the person who tagged me.

23. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Know why CJ dont let us see her notebook.

24. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
SINGAPoRE

25. What you hate the most?
Hatred itself

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
dunno.

27. Five facts About Me :
-Like to talk
-Like to joke
-Like to play
-Loves my laptop
-Lazy

28. Five things that scare me:
-My bro de scary face
-Mr Richard n Mdm Wee
-When i'm alone in a room
-Insects
-Cj(no la,jk nia)

29. Two Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
-Breaking Free
-爱不疚

30. Five Things I treasure in my life:
-Friendship
-Laptop
-Life
-Bed
-Modem

有钱人的小学生作文(繁体字）

某天 ~ 黃淙暐的老師 ~在課堂上出習題 ~
作文名稱：我的家庭


　我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭，記得小時候，爸爸的生活很無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在掃錢。

我家住在深山中，每次要出去買東西，都相當麻煩，開保時捷要 5 小時，開賓士也要4 小時；雖然家裡有直昇機，但是開到那邊很難找到停機位，相當的不方便。

我偶爾也會出去逛街，爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有 20 多個保鑣保護著，大家看到我都嚇跑了，所以我從小就開始被排斥...... 因為家裡是在深山，每次到了冬天都非常冷，爸爸也說，出去買東西很麻煩，所以冬天沒有暖爐 ...沒有棉被 ...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖 ... 而睡覺的時候，也只能蓋著錢睡覺 (我覺得英鎊比較溫暖) 。


　記得小時候，有一次，因為房間太大，還來不及跑出房間，就尿褲子了。所以，爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車，好讓我能在 10分鐘以內，衝出 1000 坪的房間，穿越 5公里的走廊，到達 800 坪的廁所 (我常常在走廊迷路 ) 。

　爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了 20間 600坪裡面有著250 坪小廁所的破房間。爸爸說：以後如果尿濕了，直接換房間，如果房間不夠或是太小的話，再告訴爸爸，爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間，我們的生活很辛苦，你要忍著點！！

現在想起來，爸爸真是個善良的人！！

　還記得有一次，家裡遭小偷，因為他用炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱，使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來，結果竟把那個小偷壓死了 ......我覺得那個小偷好可憐 ......
金幣壓死人是很痛的!! 他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。

媽媽也常常告訴我，我們家生活非常困苦～要我學著吃苦～
　所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神，我將來的志願，是要找 200 隻會吃錢的怪物，好把家裡的錢都吃光，為那些可憐的小偷報仇！！


嘉義市蘭潭國小六年一班黃淙暐

老師評語：去死啦！

Things said in court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place!

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: (on a car accident) What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________

And the best for last

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

not again!!!

yesterday i dunno when start no connection line AGAIN!!!What is Streamyx doing?????haiz... one of my bro's fren's father call telecom to complain but still no internet!i think so unfair de...some ppl haf internet some dun haf.fair meh?!maybe now i haf internet later no more. i wan to &*$#$%^&*()(*&^% the company making me no connection arh!!!!!zz.....now nt so angry liao.whew!

yesterday when i no internet i play dota wif my bro lo.since we same house,can use the wad-local network connection. b4 that i suddenly wan to play neopets.today can play so i go play lo.my first online game is neopets,ok?dun say i childish.mayb some ppl oso dunno hw to play.haiz..if u wan to knw wth is neopets,go to http://www.neopets.com .just so simple.

The reason why i make my blog dull

Since Xing Han say my blog very boring then I write this post for "shuang" lo..
I make this blog just to write down things,say say things then dont want ppl to actually read all ma...
hehe,nice reason right??^^ but maybe is a lame reason.hahas....
nothing to say today,but now only 4pm,mayb night things will happen??
i think time flies very very very very fast.
because i just watch tv,eat lunch for awhile nia then 4pm already.
or because i wake up late???
holidays actually is quite fast de,today is tues,hou tian is thurs.thurs hou tian then saturday liao.
saturday hou tian will be monday.so sien si.
so holidays left:3 hou tian nia!!!if 3 hou tian is 3days,we all die liao.but if we think it as 6 days,still very long la...haiz...think this holiday say alot of haiz,zz,sai,wahseh,die,kill,game,play,homework,holiday,sien and many many many.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Happy birthday to Tze Shiang & Jun Ni!

today i go out wif jun ni,jen hui,eleen,mandy n hui chen.wait for that hui chen so long...we spend half an hr just to wait her come.long rite?she dunno live where,senadin meh?after she come we go inside parkson walk walk lo..then go popular.we go mcdonald eat lunch.so funny,5 porride(small) n 1 chicken burger + 1 medium cola.all jun ni pay.then hui chen go back liao,so fast.jun ni so nice,qing ke.think tis is the only time she is best liao.lols...then we go down go up go down go up becos nth to do except walk.haha....then saw cj,cj gif card to jun ni then go find tze shiang.the card she alr redo le.dunno nice or nt.lols..but i think is quite good la..hehe^^ b4 that we already saw tze shiang upstairs dunno whr he go after we went up the stairs to the canteen.haha...think he already went down from the lift or go up go archery?nvm liao la..so sad mandy's xing han nvr come,but good thing is mandy will still stay/walk wif us lo..orelse she walk away wif xing han liao.(joking la..)we go "da ju ren"(giant) then jen hui gtg liao.haiz...we go in walk walk,jun ni nid to buy things for her mother,she qing eleen ice-cream.so nice!!!i oso wan but cant,sick.zz...then that jun ni say eleen eat a lot.a lot meh?just eat ice cream nia then alot meh?haiz..we go to the door to wait for jun ni's car.eleen oso follow her car,i shud follow mah!so stupid me...nvm,i can call my father bring me home.so left mandy n me liao lo..we go find cj,but zhao bu dao ren.she already ren jian zheng fa??then we wan to find tze shiang ask her whr cj go,but?cant find him too.haha..that time we already at top floor.then we nth to do,so mandy call her cousin bring her home lo.so we go down again to mcdonald wait for her cousin.wait 5-10 mins liddat.i thought boys walk faster???dun care him liao,when i see her cousin come,i walk down again,then go to the door n wait my car,wai seh,i alr reach the door,mandy just halfway the escalator(they r so slow..)[we alr call at the top flr]i wait awhile then my father reach le.so on time.good!i come back home then start ONLINE liao.haha,if dun haf computer,i die liao.

hehe..nth to say,kk,is alot,just wan to add happy birthday to my frens lo...gtg,hopefully tmr haf internet or else go complain streamyx!!!!! &$%*)*%$&^#%* already 24 hrs i dun haf internet liao,luckily now haf.think the signal nt so nice,lag lag de.hate that modem liao!!!!zz..must go now,or else tmr cant online.

i suddenly remember,tis day oso my dog birthday.but i remember my human frens de birthday first of course la...dun be sad/angry ok??

lol

now i create a happy post.hehe...
see this love connection:
xing han likes:jia xin,mandy,xin yi,cj n wth,tze shiang?so gay...lols..
mandy likes:___ n ___ (ltr she angry me,haha...)
cj likes: ay of course la!
jn likes: of course her mk(or so called amca),nt foo chao(but she thinks he is nice)
another jn likes: ___/__/__/__/__ (kk,mayb she is too hua xin bt actually dunno which she really likes,hehe)
aaron likes: __
ivy likes:lol,everyone shud knw rite???

__=cant say,ltr they angry or u too "ba gua"

angry!!!!

so angry today arh!!!i online frm morning till near now then haf internet.so so so---angry.earlier haf connection nt good meh?y "yu di" or Jesus nvr help me de????
anyway,i dun haf connection for 24 hours liao.hw to tahan???zz...

yesterday i come home then i accidentally fall asleep on the sofa.supposed i read a book abt personal productivity de...then i read until slp.so sad...tis hols is qt sad to me lo..after holidays first day haf that stupid hard complicated maths test.zz...at least tues more fun,but i think time flies too fast liao...so fast wan to april after tis hols,i wan time to move slower also cant,haiz...oh well...

on thurs i celebrate my 2 good frens(see my profile,no one can b my best frens except them,lols) de belaited(tink spell wrong liao) birthday early 3 days.geng leh~cj say surprise them mah..lols..lame excuse.nvm la,i except lo..i sing birthday song for them,"tuo" so long then sing the song,zz....then tt ivy wong yee yee nvr sing although she promise will sing de.she is astro queen leh..wont paiseh wan ma,sing a birthday song...in the end become i sia soi...haiz....nvm la,nxt time revenge.muahahahhaha...lols....nth to do nw,gg out soon for dinner.

oh,btw,my cousins frm bintulu come to my house last nite.so angry wif them,touch here touch thr.call them dun touch then they touch.zz...angry rite???haiz...actually too many things to write.but lazy.hehe ^^

class blog

yesterday i changed the class blog skin since everyone is saying very ma fan,even me also think so.then i found this skin and edited it so it can suit the class blog.think is quite nice.no complains,n better formatting. :P

why???

today my uec history not so good la..although i "bei dao yao huo"(i'm already dead.)anyway,i'm wondering why cj dun let me see her diary/notebook o?so many secrets arh?no secret can let ppl see la...zz..today i stupidly got her diary then she very seriously say dun play liao so i return her.so stupid..nvr open n read.lol...her diary is blue,thick n has many paper clips.lol.haf a stack of pages haf 2 paper clips.so i suspect the things are there.muahahahaha.......cant get her notebook d...shiang n me tried to get her diary lots of time le..still havent get it.why???bcz we wan to see wad is inside;dun let ppl see.....oh,n nw my class haf complicated love.see:
cj love ay,mayb xh n ts;
xh love cj,salin,jx;
jacky love her gf n laugh jn;
thomas love karen,karen love thomas;
jy love her bf;her bf love her;
wr too;
and many others.zz..later let mr richard know i'm dead meat.lol..
complicated..i'm their neighbour leh..y haf those actions in class???later mati kokok er...bcz i too angry,disturb me study.lol

MSS Miri

Today I go to the stadium early in the morning.Reached there at 6.30 leh..then we 7am like that then march.zz..so tired. But I never go school.Hahas..then I thought I wouldn't go back to school because it was supposed that we go back at 12pm.But I went home at 11am.lolx.after i sit in my car,i close the door.lolx..i know very gekdao.Then I go to Hilltop Garden to eat and then go home bath.After that is about 12:10 liddat after I pack my bag then I go back to school because I miss my friends.lolx...my si dang... I reached school is lunch break.lolx..I no need to eat because I already eat my lunch liao.My friends never saw me when I go in my class.Thinking of are they blind??Or talking too much fun forget me liao?Anyways,I never tie my hair because it was wet after bathing..then my back was wet.I sit at the back of the class to wait for my friends come back.Eat so long arh..I think they forgot to go toilet(normally,we go toilet after eating) then they come and jio me...with...that....salt fish.lolx....think they too wu liao.Nothing to do.Oh by the way,St. Co gets first for marching followed by SMK Baru and St.Joseph.

Wishing Jun Ni and Swimming Pool;Ghost and Apple;Huang liu and Dan Chun Ke Wu;Mantou and TM Net love4eva!

marching tmr,nervous?

tmr haf inter-school marching competition n i'm in!seriously,dun feel nervous.feel nth bcz busy play game.lol..so tired today but dont feel like gg to slp.hw???

nowadays some ppl haf handphones or computers n i found out(again) that:
1. Those ppl who doesnt haf both is very poor.
2. Ppl who have only h/p is normal.
3. Ppl who haf only com is also normal.
4. Ppl who haf both?rich la.wad else?


人生大道理：
-如果不敢接受事实，世上全都是虚假。
-失意只是因为不想接受事实。
-爱情是世上最复杂的东西。
我也不知道为什么突然间有这些想法的。。。

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