truth abt xing han!

I am now posting who Xing Han the always say "kill u" person likes/loves who.

Since mama call me delete the pic frm post i delete lo..actually, thr r some words after that. anyway,who wan see can get frm me,i haf save it in my com. hehe

哀悼

今 天 妈 妈 跟 我 说 她 的 表 姐 去 世 了
是 因 为 有 胸 癌，不 要 笑，这 个 不 好 玩。。。

我 刚 刚 下 去 一 下，就 差 点 死 或 变 植 物 人。
我 妈 妈 在 厨 房 抹 地，我 没 注意 地 板 很 滑，
就 跑 了 一 两 步 就 滑 倒 了，
刹 那 一 刻，我 不 知 后 果 会 怎 样，
会 死 还 是 活。
幸 好 每 撞 到 头。
我 的 妈 妈 第 一 句 就 是 问：
“有 撞 倒 头 吗？”
我 幸 亏 只 是 撞 到 屁 股，手 和 脚。

人 要 死 的 时 候，随 时 能 死；
每 天，报 纸 上 都 有 人 死。
有 些 被 谋 杀，自 杀，意 外 死 亡，病 死。。。

IQ test again

I wasn't quite certain my IQ was so low so i took another IQ test for free. Now,better result of 124.hehe...f.y.i. this is above avg. score, hehe...anyway,i got 16/25 correct in it.hurray for me!i dance,i laughed,i cried!(frm robinson crusoe)


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Anyway,i just wan to say that i got 13 in class in this periodic test 2...zz...good thing is i improved!!! yea!!

22/4/09

okay,i haf no idea wad to write for the title so i put the date.
zz,today haf kh test.
think is quite easy as there are only 35 obj. questions.
but mdm cynthia say haf 5 subjective questions.
writing down 'a' ,'b', 'c' ,'d' ,'e' is still counted as objective question.
nvm, even better.
today got my BM paper,wont say mark,only when i get the report card.
hehe,i knw i bad...too bad for u...
nth to say liao,bye...

Why we forward emails

Sometimes, we think of why friends keep forwarding mails to us without writing a single word..

Maybe this could explain why:

-When you have nothing to say, still want to keep contact guess what you do, you forward mails.

-When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, guess what you do, you forward mails

-When you have a lot to say, and don't know why, guess what you do, you forward mails. When you are still wanted,

-When you are still remembered, when you are still important, when you are still loved, when you are still missed, guess what you get... A Forwarded Mail!

So dear friends and family...

next time if I forward you a mail don't think I have only sent you a mail but I've remembered you in my heart So why you are waiting friend? Forward this email to every one you know. And also to your friend who has sent you this forwarded message.

what happened today

today i go double star eat lunch,if u dunno whr,suan liao.
then i saw ms. sim in thr,i sit at her left behind.
saw her eat very fast o~
when i eating,saw janice come in.
she sit opposite me.
hehe, i tell her haf ms. sim but she nvr see(mayb learn too much history[kang xi huang di])
after eatin,i go pc fair.
wah,many coms thr (of course,it's a pc fair)
then i walk walk here,walk walk thr;
see see here,see see thr
see until see ms. lily with 2 guys walking wif her
i nvr call her, later disturb her wif these 2 guys, hehe..
after come back,i just online for 5 mins my bro say go swimming, zz...
k lo,go with my bro and father...
when reach thr,sth very weird happen when i in the pool:
someone(girl) took my father's goggles although my father nvr gif that person,
my father took my goggles although i nvr give him.
WEIRD!
in there,saw 2 of my bro's "frens": Eliya and Si Ni
eliya's sis keep zuo nong my bro,haha good
then eliya spray water on my bro then nong dao me.
i angry then kick water towards her. hahaha...
after swimming,
come back home,
take a bath,
then online
and write this post.
goin out soon to eat dinner liao.

Tagged.

1) The person who tagged you is:
-Chicken Juice/Ah Bong/CJ Pig/CJ/Ah Bong Chicken Juice/Ah Tay Wife/AY Wife/TS girlfriend?

2) Your relationship with him/her is:
-my "mama"

3) Your first impression of him/her is:
-Nice

4) The most memorable moments with her:
-Erm...not sure?

5) The most memorable thing he/she has said to you is:
-AY! :P

6) If he/she becomes yr lover, you will:
-be a les..

7) If he/she became yr lover, what should he/she improve at:
-Become a boy,lols..

8) If he/she becomes yr enemy, what would you do:
-Dun care her,dun tell her secrets except AY

9) If he/she becomes yr enemy, the reason will be:
-Dunno? saying her with AY or TS?

10) The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
-Cherish our friendship

11) Your overall impression on him/her:
-Quite noisy...hehe..likes AY...Ah Tay always treat her drinks.

12) The characteristic you love most about yourself:
-LOVE? Has quite a bunch of friends.hehe...

13) The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
-Having short term memory,talkative,ugly handwriting

14) The most ideal person you want too be is:
-Talks about the right time,wrties more neat and tidy words

15) For people that care and like you, say something to them:
-What kind of ppl?if are girls,say i like u too...if are boys,really or not?dun jk

16) Pass this quiz to 10 ppl who you want to know how they feel about you.
1. Jess
2. Rong Fang
3. Jocelyn
4. Mandy
5. Jun Ni
6. Jen Hui
7. Eleen
8. CJ
9. Shiang
10. Shirley

17) Who is 6 having a relationship with:
-No one..oh,Jia Ni!

18) Is 9 a male or female:
-Male

19) If 7 and 10 were together, would it be a good thing:
- Unless they are les...

21) When was the last time you had a chat with 3:
-Forgot...Quite recent.

22) What kind of music does 8 like:
-Ask her

23) Does 1 have any siblings:
-Yes,3 brothers.

24) Will you woo 3:
-Sot arh?Not les...

25) How about 7:
-Eleen?another girl bo...

26) Is 4 single:
-Nope..someone wooing her.

27) What’s the surname of 5:
-Sim,ask for wad?

28) What’s the hobby of 5:
-Singing

29) Do 5 and 9 get along well:
-Dunno,but i knw 5 and 9 de best fren quite good..

30) Where is 2 studying at:
-Oh no..i forgot..wif jocelyn...in sg..

31) Say something casual about your eyes:
-CJ scared of them.

32) Have you tried developing feelings for 5:
-NOT LES...

33) Where does 9 live?:
-Miri,dunno whr,dun care,but wanna knw to tell mandy whr xing han live..haha

34) What colours does 4 like:
-Hehe,not sure...

35) Are 5 and 1 good friends:
-They dont even know each other,one in msia one in sg.

36) Does 7 like 2:
-Les arh?why all questions about love de all les?

37) How did u get to know 2:
-Northland Primary School

38) Does 1 have any pets:
-No..unless she keep fish.

39) Is 7 the sexiest person in the world:
-Lol!!!

War

Without any prejudice....

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

"Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Arrey O! Main kya.." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

"Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart"

"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!"

NOW THAT'S CALLED SINGH CONFIDENCE

The Friendship Poem

1. When you are sad . . . I'll get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) & help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile . . . I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared . . . I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried . . . I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick . . . stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my true friend!

笑话

道歉信

一對熱戀中的男女，相約去弔祭一位長輩，後來兩人鬧情緒，出殯那天只有男的去了殯儀館，看不到女的，越想越覺得不對，就想寫信給女的道歉。誰知女的看了信，更加火大。

你知道這男的是怎麼寫信的嗎??'親愛的，昨天原本去殯儀館，是想看你，沒想到看不到你，心中好難過...'

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孝順
父 : 不要一天到晚學人家飆車,讓父母擔心,一點也不知道孝順
子 : 那有,我可是有保險的
父 : 孝順和保險有何關係,別扯開話題
子 : 當然有關係囉,因為受益人是您ㄚ, 我可是一天到晚在製造孝順您的機會呢
父 : 嗯 ....,那什麼時候要孝順我ㄚ,我已經等不及了
子 : .........(接不下去了)

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意外情節

早上七點半。
媽媽：「阿金，快起床，上學要遲到了。」
阿金：「媽，我不要上學。」
媽媽：「你說這什麼話。」
阿金：「我不想上學，學校老師不喜歡我，小朋友討厭我，連警衛伯伯也不睬我。」
媽媽：「你這死囝仔，快起床啦！都四十幾歲當校長的人了 ……」

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強吻

這天，有個美麗的女性在公司外當清掃婦。突然有位男性強吻了她就跑走了，女性便大叫「那個人強吻了我，快抓住他」
路人便衝過去將男性抓住說:「小姐，妳要告他甚麼？」
女性害羞的說「沒有，我只想告訴他...我每個星期一、三、五都會來打掃...」*****************************************************************

瞄準

甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」
乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」
甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」
乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」

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修理

甲婦：「我家兒子經常弄壞電器，幸好他老爸會修理。」
乙婦：「我家孩子也經常破壞東西，也幸好他爸會修理。」
甲婦：「妳先生也會修理東西？」
乙婦：「不，他會修理孩子。」

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保證錯誤

一對夫婦結婚二十周年，老婆提議殺隻雞慶賀一番。
老公冷冷應道：「何必把二十年前的錯誤算在一隻雞頭上呢？」

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比毒

話說我有兩位同事，一男一女，非常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就互'虧' 對方。
有一天下班，那女生就請那男的順路載她一程，好不容易我男同事答應了，於是他們就去牽機車。
到了停放機車的地方，那女的看到那機車又破又爛，忍不住又'虧' 了那男的一句 :「拜託,這麼破又爛的機車還要上鎖~~~~。」
那男的瞪大眼睛看著那女的說 :「那妳幹麼上妝。」

※PART-２

一對夫妻在動物園隨著眾人圍著大狒狒。
老婆：『真奇怪，愈難看的動物愈多人看。』
老公：『噓~~ ！不要叫這麼大聲，大家都在看妳。』

※PART- 3

某日，一位小姐去買肉圓。
小姐：『老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！』
由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯，於是在下鍋前問：『小姐，妳那兩粒是小的嗎？』
該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：『老闆，你那兩粒才是小的！』